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工作第一，上班時該用臉書嗎？

(按cc可看英文字幕，按Translate Captions可翻譯字幕)

對話內容：

Boss:What are you doing? Chatting with friend on Facebook? That is not allowed.

老闆：你在做什麼？和朋友在臉書上聊天？這是不可以的。

Sales:Err, no, no, I am working hard on your job assignments on products promotions.

業務：呃，不，不，我正在努力做您交辦的推銷產品任務。

Boss:I hope you understand that we don't hire you to develop you personal social relationship. You should always put company first.

老闆：我希望你膫解我們不是僱你來開發個人的社交關係。公司的事永遠是第一位。

Sales:Understood, but sometimes people are asking for our products from Facebook.

業務：明白，但有時朋友們會從臉書上詢問公司的產品。

Boss:Really, then what did you say?

老闆：真的？那你怎麼說？

Sales:I said: it is against our company's policy to discuss our products over the personal social network, so I am sorry I can't help you!

業務：我說，公司規定我們不准在個人的社交網路上討論公司產品，所以很抱歉我不能幫忙。

Boss:That is incorrect! You should always put company first, no matter where you are or which role you play.

老闆：這是不正確的！公司永遠第一，無論你在哪或扮演什麼腳色。

Sales:OK, then should I just chat with them during office hours until I convince them to buy our products?

業務：好的，那麼我該和他們在臉書上聊天，直到說服他們來買我們的產品嗎？

Boss:Yes, yes, it is more important than writing 100 pages of marketing plan.

老闆：是的，這比寫100頁的行銷計畫有用多了！

Sales:But then, should or shouldn't I stay on the social network the whole day, Ma'am?

業務：但是老闆，我究竟該或不該整日黏在社群網路上呢？