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什麼！你不會煮咖啡？

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對話內容：

Old:Hi there, I have never seen you in our software development team before. Are you new here?

資深者：嗨，你好，我從未在軟體開發團隊見過你。你是新來的嗎？

New:Yes, this is my first day. Nice to meet you.

新人：是的，這是我上班的第一天，很高興能認識你。

Old:Do you know what is the first thing a software engineer should do in office every day?

資深者：你知道軟體工程師每天到辦公室之後，該做的第一件事是什麼嗎？

New:No, what is that?

新人：不知道，是什麼？

Old:Pour a cup of black coffee and hide in your cubicle immediately.

資深者：倒一杯黑咖啡之後，馬上躲進你的角落裡工作。

New:What if there is no coffee left, will any one brew for me?

新人：萬一沒咖啡怎麼辦？有人會為我煮嗎？

Old:What! You don't know how to brew coffee? I thought that was in the job qualifications list.

資深者：什麼，你不知道如何煮咖啡？我以為那是做這份工作的基本需求呢。

New:Yes, actually, when they interviewed me, they did ask me how to use the coffee maker.

新人：是的，事實上，當他們面試我的時候，他們的確考我如何使用煮咖啡器。

Old:And how did you pass the test and end up being here?

資深者：那你是如何通過考驗而被錄用的？

New:I said I just waited until the person who knows come, like what I am doing right now.

新人：我說，我就站著等會煮的人來做，就像現在一樣。