已將世界等微塵 空裡浮花夢裡身

你們要找有經驗的，而我是來學習經驗，這樣怎麼可能找得到工作？

(按cc可看英文字幕，按Translate Captions可翻譯字幕)

對話內容：

Boy:I just graduated from college, I have a 4.0 GPA, and I have taken all the computer related classes you required.

應徵者：我剛大學畢業，GPA 4.0，而且我修過所有您所需要的的電腦相關學分。

Mgr:But do you have professional experience? How do I believe you based on your school homework?

面試官：但是你有業界的實務工作經驗嗎？光看你的學校作業怎能讓我相信你呢？

Boy:Well, I have done some school projects to develop complicated web sites for my professors, and I have summer jobs experiences.

應徵者：我在學校裡為教授們開發過複雜的網站計畫，而且我有暑期實習經驗。

Mgr:That is not enough! we are looking for someone who can contribute right away, we can not afford to develop someone and end up hired by our competitors.

面試官：那不夠。我們想找立刻能貢獻的人，我無法訓練將來會被競爭對手僱走的員工。

Boy:Well, you need experienced people, but I need experience. In that case, how can I ever get my first job?

應徵者：妳需要有工作經驗的，但是我需要工作經驗。在此情況下，我如何能得到第一份工作呢？

Mgr:Actually I don't know and I don't care. Please remember this is a real world company, not a charity organization run by your grandma.

面試官：事實上，我既不知道也不在乎。請記得這是個現實世界的公司，而不是你祖母經營的慈善機構。

Boy:All right, I understand. Now, if you were my grandma, what are your suggestions to me?

應徵者：好吧，我暸解了。但是如果您是我祖母，您會對我有何建議嗎？

Mgr:First of all, am I that old to be your grandma? My suggestion is you should look around somewhere else, especially overseas countries, they may need some rookies like you.

面試官：首先，我有妳祖母這麼老嗎？我建議你到別處找工作，尤其是到海外去試試，他們也許需要你這種剛出茅廬的。

Boy:But Madam, my grandma was a movie star when she was young, and you really look like her in her youth.

應徵者：但是，女士，我祖母年輕時是電影明星，而妳長得真像她年輕的時候。

Mgr:Really! Why didn't you mention it earlier. Now we can talk. Is a Senior Software Engineer position suitable to you?

面試官：是嗎？為什麼你不早說？現在我們可以談了。你覺得資深軟體工程師的職位適合你嗎？