告訴我你該加薪的理由！
(按cc可看英文字幕，按Translate Captions可翻譯字幕)
對話內容：
Boss:Give me a few reasons why you deserve a raise.
老闆：告訴我你該加薪的幾個理由
Guy:First of all, I make co-workers happy by telling them jokes every 10 minutes
夥計：首先，我每十分鐘說一個笑話給同事聽，所以大家都很高興
Boss:What I am looking for is the productivity, but what you have done is to increase the lunch time.
老闆：我希望看到的是生產力的提升，而你卻增加了大家的午休時間
Guy:Secondly, I increase their work hours by buying dinners for them.
夥計：其次，我提供晚餐給大家，增加了工作時間
Boss:But the expense increases, and they go home right after eating dinners.
老闆：但這麼一來費用增加了，而且他們晚餐後立刻回家
Guy:Thirdly, I date with female workers in office, so they don't go out to find boyfriends.
夥計：第三，我和女性同事在辦公室約會，所以她們都不會出去找男朋友
Boss:That is terrible, you make our office look like a bar, and the female workers can't concentrate any more.
老闆：太可怕了！你讓辦公室變成吧台，使女性同事們無法專心工作
Guy:Last but not the least, I come to talk to you frequently, so you know what is going on in our division.
夥計：最後卻也很重要的，是我常來找您談話，所以您對本部門瞭若指掌
Boss:That is the worst part of it. You have made me unavailable to other male workers.
老闆：這是最糟的，你使我無緣接觸其他男同事
Guy:I think you have got all my points. I can change all that, as long as I get a 10% raise from you.
夥計：您抓到重點了。我可以改變這一切，在10%加薪之後
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